Seasons & Episodes
Birthday Presence
Brian and Ross come to an understanding while trying to persuade a divorced father to attend his son's birthday party.
How to Succeed in Day Care
Brian and Kate are at odds and evens when the parents of overachiever Molly ask them to add math and reading to their cu
One Big Happy Family
Self-sufficient teen Ross looks at quality time as an overrated inconvenience, while Brian is serious about getting to k
That Saturday Feeling
Brian takes the title of ""Hippest Dad"" to heart, when all Ross would like him to be is ""Anonymous Ride Giver,"" espec
Community Service
Caught in a stock scam, Eileen receives a sentence worse than death: community service at the day-care center. Meanwhil
Birth Wait
Brian and Kate have their hands full at a slumber party with a guitar-strumming Ross, Eileen, two hyper kids, and anothe
What I Did for Love
When Kristin turns down his request for a date, Ross and his overactive teen hormones settle for an evening of team baby
Great Expectations
Buoyed by Ross's high aptitude scores, Kate goes to work as his high-pressure tutor.
How Now, Dow Jones
Kate turns bearish when Brian becomes more interested in part-time stock counseling than in full-time storytelling.
Life at a Glance
Obsessive planner Eileen meets a divorced father and, after dating him for only a week, she maps out their next 50 years
The Age of Dinosaurs
Ross basks in the glow of pre-school as he wows the kids with a hit dinosaur demo, prompting Brian and Kate to steer him
Do You Think I'm Sexy?
Aided by amateur counselors Elaine and Kristin, Kate tries to rekindle the romance in her marriage, as hamsters and fing
The Field Trip
The kids are gearing up for a trip to the petting zoo, but Kate's ego is what needs stroking after a bad day has her con
My World and Welcome to It
Eileen gives Ross a student internship, but will the pressure of being a successful pre-stockbroker drive him into early
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
The intimitable Eileen is moving next door, and it's not a pretty sight as she demoralizes the remodeling men and, in a
Trading Places
Brian welcomes college buddy Steven Keaton whose plan to see St. Louis with son Andy falls on its arches when Andy decid
Girl Wars
Ross finally gets up the nerve to ask a girl to a dance, but best friend Stiv has the nerve to ask her first.
Harper and Son
Brian's gregarious father visits, but he strikes out with Brian when he tries to turn Ross from a star sleeper into a st
Merry Kristin
Kristin gets her feelings hurt when she throws the Harper's her family's traditional Danish Eve of Christmas Eve feast.
You Gotta Be a Football Hero
Ross goes out for football to make a pass at a girl who loves the sport, and Brian is carried back to his gridiron glory
Smart Women, Nice Refreshments
Eileen ropes a reluctant Kate into joining a professional women's group, but before long, Kate ""the Organizer"" has tie
Out for a Stretch
Ross takes a job baby-sitting, but an evening out cruising in a stretch limo is too tempting to turn down, so he takes M
The Music Man
The preschool's music teacher, Charlie the Song Guy, strikes a chord with Eileen, who learns to enjoy sounds other then
A Very Brady Episode
After getting an F on a term paper, Ross' parents are very disappointed in his efforts. They asked what he was doing wi
My Momma Done Tol' Me
Ross battles Kate's low opinion of his new girlfriend, who has a very high opinion of herself.
Fraternity
While Ross admires Brian's practical joking fraternity brother Stan, Brian thinks Stan still has some growing up to do.
Tears of a Clown
Ross and Stiv enroll in home ec to savor the presence of their female classmates, but Ross finds his cooking teacher's c
Harmless Harper
Brian is flustered but flattered by the amorous attention of an attractive stockbroke, but Kate invests her complete tru
Three Men and a Babe
Ross loses big with his buddies when he begins spending all of his time in artistic pursuits with his girlfriend, instea
Foul Play
Eileen figures to benefit when her ""best friend"" Kristin begins going out with Eileen's grateful boss.
The Reunion
Eileen is determind to relive the humiliating days of yesteryear at her high-school reunion, so she hires Ross to pose a
The Lost Weekend
Ross and his girlfriend have the house to themselves or so they think.
Father Knows Best
An overprotective dad pulls his son out of preschool, while Ross is pushed into a date with the daughter of one of Eilee