Seasons & Episodes
Old Enough (a.k.a.) Goddess
Valerie discovers a mysterious love letter in David's pants pocket and questions him about it. She quickly learns that
The Six
David's latest girl friend, Hilary makes quite an impression on both David and Valerie and David has been seeing her eve
The Wrong Stuff
When Michael's military buddy, Skip Franklin comes to Chicago for a visit, he stops by and brings along with him a swagg
One of the Boys
Mark longs to be like one of the guys (David and Willie) at least in the sporting arena and secretly goes behind Valerie
Benefit of the Doubt
Valerie gets a call from school and learns Willie is failing science. She quickly discovers another problem, both Mark
Dog Day Afternoon
The family dog, 17-year-old Murray is ailing and the family engages in a dogfight over whether or not to put the dog to
Happy Anniversary
Valerie is determined not to miss her ""happy anniversary"" phone call from Michael, however when Willie falls off the g
This Son for Hire
David in need of money to buy a compact disc player and decides to get a part-time job. However, the job he chooses pan
Sick House
Mark is just getting over the flu and David is paranoid that he will end up with it. His worries continue when Willie s
Executive Material
Despite promising her family that nothing will change after her promotion, Valerie finds that her new position leaves he
Full Moon
Valerie has a rough morning and the rest of the day doesn't prove to be any better when she gets a call from the school
The Big Fix-Up
Valerie fixes David up with the daughter of a friend of hers, however, David slips into depression when he gets dumped.
Of Human Blondage
Valerie's friend Annie encourages her to try out a trendy hairdresser, however, she soon gets more than she bargained fo
Caught on a Hot Tin Roof
Mark and Willie are intrigued by a slumber party that Annie's daughter is having next door. Tempted, they both decide t
Leave It to Willie
Couch potato, Willie learns that life is no sitcom after he takes the family car for a spin, hits a parked car and allow
Dr. No
Basketball hero David dreads his upcoming knee surgery, while Mark wishes that the girl who has a crush on him would cut
One of a Kind
No one is looking forward to the arrival of Valerie's caustic Aunt Josephine, but once she's there, no one is prepared f
The Roots of All Evil
Relations are strained between new used car owner David and investors Mark and Willie, who expect to be chauffeured in r
Small Packages
On her birthday, Valerie gets just what she needs when the boys give her a new garbage disposal, and just what she doesn
The Way We're Not
Michael finds a silver lining in an airline pilots' strike since now he has plenty of time to spend with the family whic
Boston Tea Party
While heading to Bermuda to meet Michael, Valerie is mistaken for a purse snatcher by airport security and David misses
Never on Tuesday
At a self-defense class, Valerie puts Annie's arm in a sling. At the same time, David may be in some hot water after he
Wooly Bully
Valerie's discomfort after a bunion operation is compounded by Mrs. Poole's relentless help. Meanwhile, David takes a su
Bad Timing
Old friends of the family visit for the weekend and one of them is a childhood sweetheart of David's who is now a grown
A Night to Remember
Willie's fantasy date with the prettiest girl in the seventh grade could be realized if he can just persuade Mark to mak
Whose Team is It Anyway?
Valerie, the new coach of the twins' soccer team, benches Willie for laziness in practice while David, who wants a new c
Community Theatre
Although she's sworn off community theater, Valerie finds herself directing Annie's play, placating overworked stagehand
Hogan vs. Hogan
When Mark's pet lizard dies while in David's care, Mark decides to haul David into small-claims court.
Oedipus Wrecks
David takes his dad's new Italian sports car out for a spin to impress a young woman and ends up wrapping it around a tr
Shape Up and Move Out
Willie's wanton destruction of his brothers' personal belongings leads David and Mark to give him the silent treatment.
Babes in the Woods
After borrowing Mrs. Poole's camper for a trip, Valerie and the boys are stranded in the woods when thieves with a taste
The Return of Uncle Skip
Valerie is less than thrilled with another visit from Michael's war buddy Skip Franklin who brings a surprise, his new b
Movin' On
After Valerie's sudden death, Sandy, Michael's sister, moves in, and finds her school-counseling job a breeze compared w
Liars and Other Strangers
Rich and Burt assume more than they should after David has a study session with the new girl in school and he lets them
Burned Out
While moving in some of Sandy's belongings, the boys dig up old stuff in the attic, one of which is an old lamp David ma
Take My Wife, Please
There's a hitch in the twins' school project on marriage when Willie goes after Mark's wife while David tries to best Sa
You've Got to Believe
David reexamines his belief in God after his history teacher has a heart attack and David saves him with CPR.
A Room With No View
David risks losing his best friend when he locks him in a closet to keep him from driving while drunk. Meanwhile, Sandy
You Bet Your Life
David's on a roll at predicting football games and decides to bet some real money, but he could be wearing cement sneake
School of Hard Knocks
Mark brakes David's fast times at high school when a special program puts Mark in the middle of David's classes and his
Nightmare on Oak Street
The boys are all set for an evening of terror, watching a horror movie. However, when it's over each one of them is sca
Poetic Injustice
Fresh from his triumphant A-plus in English, Willie crumbles under the pressure of composing a poem, while Sandy and Dav
Love with the Proper Hogan
Crushed by a girl's rejection, David's pal Burt falls hard for Sandy, while Sandy thinks her principal's the one with ro
Faulty Attraction
Sandy's ex-husband makes a move to get back in her life. Meanwhile, David moves into Michael's poker game.
Teacher's Pet
There's a certain chemistry between David and his science teacher, while Sandy has a solution for a depressed Mrs. Poole
Mother Poole's Visit
David's advice to Mrs. Poole to vent her anger against her overbearing mother-in-law backfires when Mother Poole moves i
Mark and Willie's Day Off
An eager Willie and a reticent Mark ditch school for the day, but when Mark gets caught, Willie feigns ignorance about t
A Restaurant Named Desire
Restaurant worker David smells trouble and it's coming from the kitchen as he tries to fend off the amorous advances of
The King and I
Sandy's dreaded blind date turns out to be a ""King"" while David is ready to crown his brothers when they horn in on hi
Skip III: The Bailout
Man's man Skip returns and takes Michael and David for a ride in a small plane, but when they're forced to bail out all
Help Wanted
The boys recruit an enchanting if ditsy housekeeper for Sandy, but she turns out to be ""a lust cause"" for David.
48 Hours
Michael and David's father-son retreat turns into a last stand when they get stuck in the Pooles' garage, while Willie a
Close Encounters
Michael experiences close encounters of the most embarrassing kind when his friends find out he saw a UFO. Meanwhile, t
Animal House
College freshmen David, Rich and Burt have been feeling a little left out of the college social scene and decide to spar
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
After David fools the twins with a bald-faced lie, they turn the tables on the ""master of practical jokes"" by convinci
Dad's First Date
A nervous Michael dives into the dating pool bu doesn't make much of a splash, while David will stop at nothing to avoid
Foiled Again
David has a crisis of conscience when he's attracted to the coed that best friend Burt has his eye on, but he's caught o
Save Baby Mark
David lights a fire under his brothers to get them to help sweep out the chimney, but Mark does a slow burn when he gets
Saturday Night Feverish
Mark worries that he and his two left feet will trip over the light fantastic when Willie tells a girl that Mark likes,
Tobacco Road
Sandy tries to teach Willie a lesson about cigarettes, but her efforts go up in smoke when she returns to smoking hersel
The Big Sleep
It's a dream come true for psychology student David when Sandy, ""Queen of the All-Nighters,"" agrees to be the guinea p
Secretarial Poole
Sandy thinks she's hired ""Robo-Secretary"" after Mrs. Poole whips the entire school into tiptop shape. Meanwhile, Mich
Strangers On a Train
Willie is stirred by first-hand accounts of apartheid from Sandy's South African professor, so he and Mark embark on an
The Naked Truth
Mark and Willie are barely able to contain themselves when they spot a nude portrait of Sandy hanging in an art gallery.
Rebel with a Cause
Tired of being ""dull and predictable,"" Mark turns into a mini-James Dean, but his cool attitude only gets his family a
Boy Meets Girl (1)
David and a pretty student get off on the wrong foot, and they continue to bicker when they're fixed up on a blind date
Boy Loses Girl (2)
Love-struck David's girlfriend, Sara, receives a great job offer in Australia, so David decides to take the plunge and p
Viva Las Vegas
David, Burt and Rich wager they'll have a wild weekend in Las Vegas, but they don't bet on ending up in jail. Meanwhile
Double Date
Sandy and Michael endure twice the torture on a ""double date"" with the perfect prospective mates, while David decides
The Long Goodbye
David chafes under the Hogan house rules, so he moves into an apartment with Burt and Rich, who make Felix and Oscar see
Oh Dad, Poor Dad
The numbers 4 and 0 add up to a midlife crisis for Michael, and Sandy only multiplies his distress when she throws him a
Slapshot
David puts himself in the penalty box over his guilt about injuring an opponent in a hockey game, and Mark threatens to
Private Lessons
Willie wants to teach Mark a lesson in brotherly love when Willie's girlfriend decides she likes her tutor Mark better.
Coming to America
It's amore at first sight for David when Sandy's friend arrives from Italy to stay with the Hogans.
Paris (1)
The Hogans take a trip to Paris and enjoy the sites and sounds. Meanwhile, David befriends an attractive woman, Julia,
Paris (2)
Paris, the City of Lights, has cast a romantic glow over David and Julia, however, Julia's day of playing hooky begins t
Paris (3)
The private investigators catch up to Julia and whisk her away leaving David without an explanation or a goodbye. Howev
Tracks of My Tears
Willie becomes obsessed with being number one on the track team and enlists David's help training him. However, Willie
The Rivals
Mark is all excited when he gets a date with a popular girl in school, however, his high comes to an abrupt stop when he
License to Drive
Mark wrecks his confidence when he has an accident during his driver's test, while David drives him crazy getting it all
The Hospital
David is all excited about the Homecoming parade but is let down when he discovers that he will be sharing a camel costu
Get a Job
Mark gets a job at Bossy Burger and goes out of his way to get Willie a job there too. However, Willie's constant goofi
Stir Crazy
David finds producing a local cooking show starring Mrs. Poole isn't exactly a piece of cake. Meanwhile, the family is
Educating Rita
After a breakup, Sandy tries to cheer up man-hungry, Rita Traeger and quickly discovers that her new best friend isn't t
Stan and Deliver
Sandy's friend is so broke up over a breakup that Sandy invites him to stay at the Hogans', but his mood casts a pall ov
Sandy in Love
David's toothache leads to romance with a bite for Sandy, who's feeling no pain after dating the dentist.
Snowbound
Sandy and Michael's parents come to Chicago for a visit and Sandy manages to make it through the visit without loosing h
Bad Day at Bossy Burger
When Sandy has to prepare for an upcoming presentation and Michael has to study for a flight test, David takes over the
The Franklin Family
Michael's old war buddy, Skip comes to Chicago for yet another visit and a reunion where he will meet up with an old fly
Forget Me Not
David might have to forget about his internship with a local TV station when Sandy, suffering from short-term memory los
Heartburn
David becomes obsessed with a girl and lays out a plan to get her. However, once he has her, he becomes haunted by the
The Go-Between
Mark has been tutoring a new girl, Cara, whom he has a crush on. However, she doesn't know he's alive because she has a
Used Car
David is trying to unload his old car and gets a pair of buyers in Mark and Willie. However, a double date turns into a
Mutiny on the Bossy
Mark is made ""head heifer"" at the Bossy Burger, but he finds himself in a real pickle when his co-workers think he's b
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Michael comes down on Willie after his grades in biology drop. Mark agrees to tutor Willie for an upcoming exam but whe
A Matter of Principal
Sandy decides not to send her angry letter of resignation to her principal but David mails it.
Prom, Lies and Videotape
The upcoming prom has both Sandy and Willie with problems. Sandy is left without a caterer or a deejay after David botch
California Dreamin' (1)
Sandy and Michael's father has just gotten a divorce and the family decides to go out to California to visit him. Grand
California Dreamin' (2)
Sandy and Michael fear the worst when Lloyd disappears but breath a sigh of relief when he is found safe. Later, Sandy
The Baby Stops Here
The babysitting kids misplace Mrs. Poole's infant niece.
The Play's the Thing
Mark seethes when Willie gets the lead in a school play opposite Cara and he gets even crazier when he learns the two wi
From Russia with Fries
Mark and Willie have been preparing for a visit of Russian dignitaries to Bossy Burger, but they arrive a day early and
Ex Marks the Spot
Sandy gets news that her ex-husband, Richard is remarrying. However, she just can't quite muster up any happiness for t
Come Fly With Me
David has hit a dry spell with the ladies and when he takes Michael's pilot's uniforms to the cleaners he gets a great i
It Happened One Night . . . Or Did It?
Mark and Cara have a study session which turns into an all-nighter when she stays over. However, the family becomes sus
The Best of Friends, Worst of Times
Mark's volunteer job at the hospital sets the scene for a documentary that David and Burt are filming. However, during
A Sneaking Suspicion
David plans revenge on Mark and Willie when he loses his latest girlfriend because the twins beat her to a new job at a
A Family Affair
Michael has a new girlfriend and he's been sneaking around to see her. The family is in for a shock when they meet her,
Isn't It Romantic?
Lloyd is enthusiastic about an impending rendezvous with his first love who has come to town for a visit. Meanwhile, Wi
Ho, Ho, Hogans
Christmas stress hits the Hogan family as Sandy struggles to get a Christmas tree and Mark and Willie battle it out over