Seasons & Episodes
Cigarettes and Funions and Crap
Suburban Portland couple Emma and Jack Trakarsky are totally in love but seriously lacking spice. They end up tangled up
Can You be Cool?
As Jack, Emma, and Izzy try to put the mother of all weird days behind them, Emma reveals a secret, Izzy finds committin
No Penetration
Jack, Izzy, and Emma, all together for the first time, agree to keep their relationship a business arrangement. Emma has
Check a Box
Jack and Emma start to wonder if they're on the same page. Izzy tries to find stability in Andy.After a startling develo
Niece Jackie
Izzy, Emma and Jack cope with the real world consequences of their burgeoning alt relationship.As the trio reunite to bo
The T Word
Izzy, Emma, and Jack finally take the polyamorous plunge together but things go wildly awry:Everything that could go wro
The Morning After
The awkward morning after dredges up old fears for Jack and Emma and wounded feelings for Izzy. With their three-way fli
The Relationship More Populated
With blackmail and hurt feelings accumulating all around them, Emma and Jack decide the only way to move forward with Iz
Sweet Home Colorado
After their wild home date turns into a tearful breakup, Izzy decides she needs to move back home to Colorado to deal wi
Trope Isn't a Four Letter Word
Coming together turned their lives upside down, but as much as Jack, Emma, and Izzy try to hide it, splitting up may be
Sex Fairy and the Eternal Flames
In the Season 2 premiere, the now official "throuple" commit to cohabitation, face the disapproval of friends and family
Like Riding a Vagina Bike
The throuple "come out" at a neighborhood party, spinning the gathering out of control and cracking open a fresh can of
Remember, Ruby, Remember
Jack confronts Emma about inviting Izzy to move in without discussing it with him first. Leaving her to wallow in that e
Cat in the Box
It's "Dudes and Chicks Night in Hawthorne Heights. While the women introduce Molly to their wine hang, bar-hoppers Dave,
Stoner Sensai's Secrets of Love
Jack's still caved out at big bro's house, Izzy's trying to coax the married couple back together, and after things go b
What the F Is Wrong With You Trakarskys?
Good news, Izzy's not pregnant, so why's she housecleaning away her feelings again? Jack inches closer to the point of n
Weird Janis and the White Trash Baby Vessel
With the happy throuple reunited, how can they explain Izzy's presence to Emma's old school parents? Nina gets disturbin
Freaky Little Love Poodles
Jack and Emma convince her parents that Izzy's their surrogate, but then the throuple's rouse unearths very real questio
Silver Linings and Vodka
Izzy and Emma are stunned by Jack's proposal: What if the three of them really did have a baby together? But before they
Baby, Baby Where Did Our Love Go?
Jack wants a baby, Izzy wants a baby, everybody wants a baby... right? With the dazzling offer from Pinnacle pressing ev
Dickless in Seattle
Four months later, Emma’s still in Seattle, climbing her way to the top of the Pinnacle ladder alongside an old flame
I Said Make Up
The day before the divorce signing, Jack and Emma are forced to spend an afternoon together divvying up their stuff. Som
Tourist Lesbians and Millennial Twats
After signing the divorce papers, Emma returns to her new love in Seattle, but brings something from her old love Jack w
Inconceivable!
Emma remains torn between her new life and love in Seattle and her old live and love(s) back in Portland, but going back
Welcome to the Tiger Cage
Izzy grows ever more suspicious of Emma's return to Portland and Jack's increasingly odd behavior. Just as they're edgin
Fool Me Once? Shame on You. Fool Me Twice? Blow Me
Jack and Ben finally meet but Jack's got a more pressing issue on his mind. Emma tries to apologize to Izzy but it falls
Hold Onto Your Ovaries
At Carmen and Hannah's magazine launch party, Emma corners Izzy in a Hail Mary attempt to get her back. Nina gets stood
The Insidious Lure of Pumpkin Spice
Nina's emerging feelings for Shaun are complicated when Andy pops back up with one hell of a story. Ben plants seeds of
Asshole, Other Asshole, and the Depressive Muppet
Jack and Emma pressure Izzy to give Seattle a chance, and she volleys back an ultimatum. As Carmen's dreams come true, t
You Be You And I'll Be Me
The complex realities of polyamory and "throupling": What happens when this peculiar rom-com fades to black? Can they pr
Triangular Peg, Meet Round Hole
Two months later, we find EJI back in Hawthorne Heights, “test-renting” the Helen Wilberg house. Will the surprising
The Saddest Clown Show Ever
Jack tries to bro-out with his new replacement friend, Nathan. Izzy decides to apply for the Hawthorne School counsellor
The Deaf Leading The Blind Leading The Stupid
The EJI sex slump continues even as Emma insists Jack and Izzy should be okay getting it on without her. So why can't th
That’s so Stupid and I’m Definitely Not Crying
Emma’s been reading up on the rules of polyamory and apparently EJI is doing it all wrong; Gabe blows Emma and Izzy’
Santa Claus Rides Loch Ness Monster Into Atlantis!
EJI attend Poly Training Camp with Portland’s resident poly expert, Coach Remi. They expected the unexpected, but not
Eat Your Strangers and Don't Talk to Vegetables!
EJI's new symbol of their love, a brightly painted front door, garners the attention of the neighborhood, who don't appr
Now Who's Got Egg in Her Hair?
The aftermath of Izzy and Nathan's egg-cellent adventure has surprising consequences, drawing Gabriel into the sticky me
A Whole Bouillabaisse of Crazy
Lala's not the only one Izzy has to make reparations to; her bad late-night choices seem to keep ringing up consequences
I'm Popeye and You're My Beautiful Spinach
Izzy tries to friend zone Nathan once and for all. Jack and his mom finally have their showdown.
Who We Are...and Who We Aren't
Everybody in EJI World prepares for the anniversary party, counting down the moments until they sign papers to legally b
The Stages of (Breakup) Grief
Izzy returns to Portland to find that life continued on without her.
Dr. Feelgood's Magic Tea
When Lala and Ben unwittingly give everyone Saharan Truth Serum, the party really gets started.
Squonk Happens
EJI succumb to The First Stage of Breakup Grief, the dreaded “I Want My Shit Back.”
Also, I Hate You.
Emma and Jack have planned a romantic night away at a hotel, and Izzy doesn’t care. Not at all. Nope. Not one bit. And
Remember the Carlyle!
EJI drop the masks of indifference and finally say what’s been bubbling up since Izzy made a run for the border six mo
Break It like You Mean It
EJI agrees to “take a beat,” not make any rash decisions. But when Nina finds out, she decides to take matters into
Going Deep Dish
Nina comforts Izzy while Emma and Jack get life-altering news from Dave.
Oh, Mama!
After Izzy’s verbal castration and hard no to their apology, you think Emma and Jack would just pack up and leave? Thi
Say Something. Say Anything.
Emma and Jack have one last trick up their sleeves to win Izzy back. Time to go big.
Home Is Where the Flaming Heart Is
The Curious Case of EJI is resolved: Izzy’s leaving and Emma and Jack are staying because it’s the right thing to do