Seasons & Episodes
What Life D-D-Doth
When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the town from an
Chief Beef Loco
When a boy named Percy wishes he could impress the Loco's with his mascot outfit, he has Xavier pretend to be him in a c
Weapons Grade Life
A young boy pretends to be God and performs surgeries on people to impress his dad.
The 6th Teat of Good Intentions
Xavier thinks that 7 babies were abandoned, so he keeps them as his own. Then he finds out that a woman lost 7 babies an
Pet Siouxicide
Xavier surrenders his own freedom for a spoiled child.
World of Hurt, BC
Xavier goes back in time by smoking and eating bacon in order to discover his origin.
Bloodcorn
When a factory mix-up turns a town to dust, Xavier must pray for rain.
Escape From Squatopian Freedom
When Xavier's significant crystal is stolen, he is forced to venture forth into a freedom-mad place named Squatopia wher
Signs From Godrilla
Xavier must choose between the heart and the mind.
Shakashuri Blowdown
The final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match.
Vibracaust
Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.
Xavier's Maneuver
Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.
El Tornadador
When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.
Haunted Tonk
Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.
Free Range Manibalism
Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.
Damnesia Vu
When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the
Going Normal
Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolf
Kharmarabionic Lotion
A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or
Damnesia You
Xavier has amnesia.
Braingea's Final Cranny
When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.
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