Seasons & Episodes
Laying the Foundations
Gordon Brittas is the manager at Whitbury Leisure Centre. Builders are working in the car-park but Gordon is very rude t
Opening Day
It's Opening Day at Whitbury Leisure Centre and Gordon is getting ready to meet the Duchess of Kent. But things are goin
Bye Bye Baby
Carole has heard that her husband Derek is coming back, after abandoning her. After all these years she will not have to
Underwater Wedding
While doing an interview with Beverly, Gordon realises that the best man at the underwater wedding taking place in the p
Stop Thief!
Things have gone missing and Gordon has closed the centre for the day. He explains that there could be a thief about and
Assassin
Someone is out to kill Gordon, injuring Helen by accident after sabotaging Gordon's brakes, and wants Gavin to help him
Back from the Dead
Gordon is away at a conference in Bulgaria. Meanwhile the Leisure Centre is low on visitors, then news spreads that Gord
Temple of the Body
Gordon explains to the staff about worshipping other people's temples - his euphemism for the human body. He then finds
An Inspector Calls
An inspector is coming over and Gordon wants everything to be as good as gold for when he gets to the Leisure Centre. Ho
Set in Concrete
An argument with the Rotary Club results in them setting Gordon's feet in concrete. After frequent arguments break out,
Mums and Dads
A concert is to be held at Whitbury Leisure Centre. Also, Gordon's dad Jim has come to the centre with a piano. But Gord
Safety First
Gordon is running a practice fire drill and makes it more complicated than ever. Meanwhile, Helen is planning a picnic i
New Generations
A pregnant cow loose in the centre eats some of Colin's leaves, which speed up labour. It gives birth on the squash cour
The Trial
One of Gordon's enemies is coating random items with glue, and shady characters repeatedly appear in the centre. This le
That Creeping Feeling
Offended by Gordon's "individual figure and fitness targets", the staff refuse to speak to him; his diplomatic response
Laura's Leaving
Laura has an interview for manager of a leisure centre in London. Helen is worried that without Laura, she'll be unable
Two Little Boys
Gordon's brother, Reverend Horatio Brittas, visits for the centre's anniversary celebrations, and 36 staff from a Guildf
Sex, Lies and Red Tape
Laura's estranged husband, Michael T. Farrell, arrives at the centre two and a half years after the couple split up. He
The Stuff of Dreams
Troubled by dreams about his own mortality and his legacy, Gordon is pushing age awareness and disguises himself as an e
Not a Good Day...
It's Life Cycle Week at Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre and Sebastian Coe MP has come to broadcast the news. Then troubl
The Christening
Gordon and Helen are having their twins baptised. The rehearsal goes wrong and Carole ruins the christening cake - but c
Biggles Tells a Lie
It's Gordon's day off and Colin has dressed like Brittas, pretending to be manager. Colin's daughter Stephanie is coming
Mr Brittas Changes Trains
Things are getting rather strange at Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre. Carole seems to be croaking a lot while talking, L
Playing With Fire
Gordon is doing a survey on how much electricity is being used and prepares a lot of forms for the staff. Colin meanwhil
Shall We Dance?
Gordon seems to be spending a lot of time with Laura while Helen and the children are on holiday. Everyone thinks that t
The Chop
Gordon is teaching the staff how to play 'Game of Life'. Councillor Drugget arrives and tells Gordon he is going to be s
High Noon
Laura sees Gordon working at a petrol station, causing more trouble then ever and holding up the traffic. The centre's n
The Old, Old Story
After the centre was destroyed by a large fire, Gordon is now back as manager. 'Songs of Praise' is going to be held in
Blind Devotion
Gordon is thinking of going to Brussels as European Commissioner for Sport. Colin gets blinded when his garden explodes,
Brussels Calling
Gordon is in Brussels being interviewed for European Commissioner for Sport. He keeps calling to check on the centre, al
The Lies Have It
Gordon is explaining safety at the building site for a new room. Michael T. Farrell comes for a job which Gordon isn't k
The Boss
Gordon explains that Gavin will be taking over as trial manager for the day. Gavin is keen but Gordon sticks with him an
Pregnant!
Gordon has done staff urine tests which show all the women in the centre are pregnant - as well as Tim! Carole is shocke
UXB
Colin discovers an unexploded bomb in the basement and tries to warn Gordon, who doesn't listen and tells Colin to sort
The Last Day
Could Gordon be calling off Brussels after Germany reduces its financial contribution to European Union funding? An emer
Back with a Bang
After being crushed to death Gordon Brittas has been returned to earth by St. Peter and rebuilt at a Swiss clinic. He re
Body Language
Gordon tries to explain benefits of matching and mirroring body language. Colin suspects alien invasion when a green blo
At the Double
Gordon invites members of the Ruthenian State Circus to perform at the center. A group of US evangelists want to baptize
A Walk on the Wild Side
Brittas proves he's not always a walking disaster when his new campaign becomes a European Directive
We All Fall Down
Whitbury is celebrating World Peace and Hunger Day, Helen plans revenge on a nappy co that didn't use her children in a
Mr. Brittas Falls in Love
Tonight Mr. Brittas falls in love. He believes that swimming with a dolphin at the leisure center will bring peace, rela
Snap Happy
When Brittas tries to organize a simple staff photograph, what can possibly go wrong? Last in present series.
The Elephant's Child
Situation comedy. Brittas organizes a sponsored bungee jump and expects his staff to take part. Helen Brittas plans a bu
Reviewing the Situation
Sitcom based in a leisure center with a manic manager, Gordon Brittas. He initiates a staff review which causes some ant
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The center enters the 21st century as Brittas has everything computerized, which causes huge problems. Drugget is convin
Wake Up the Lion Within
Brittas returns from a course which teaches executives how to release inner powers by roaring like a lion. He encourages
The Disappearing Act
The staff at the leisure center compete for Employee of the Month award though Brittas is not convinced of the wisdom of
Gavin Featherly RIP
Comedy set in a leisure center. Gavin is feeling depressed and is receiving therapy from Helen Brittas. He joins the res
Exposed
Investigative journalist, Roger Ferguson, is preparing to make a television expose of the goings on at Whitbury Leisure
Curse of the Tiger Women
Brittas prepares to celebrate seven wonderful years since the center opened, but Druggett tells him he has been chosen f