Seasons & Episodes
One on the Town
Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.
Polynesiantown
Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.
Southside Fracas
Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.
Compilation
A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.
Lunchtime Street Beef
Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."
Moral Majority
Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.
Pledge Week
SCTV holds a pledge drive.
Bouncin' Back to You with the Tubes
Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.
The Great White North
Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.
CCCP 1
SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.
I'm Taking My Own Head...
Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.
Zontar
The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.
Walter Cronkite's Brain
David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.
Doorway to Hell
Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.
The Godfather
A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.
SCTV Staff Christmas Party
Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.
Teacher's Pet
Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.
Midnight Video Special
Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.
The Great White North Palace
Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.
Pre-Teen World Telethon
The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.
People's Global Golden Choice Awards
When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.
3D Stake from the Heart
Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.
Pet Peeves/The Happy Wanderers
Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.
Chariots of Eggs
Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.
Battle of the PBS Stars
Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.
Rome, Italian Style
On the SCTV Foreign Film Festival, Angelo loses control of his fantasies.
Days of the Week, The/Street Beef
Everything comes to a head at Clay and Sue Ellen's wedding; Johnny meets a valuable ally at the bar.
Sammy Maudlin Show 23rd Anniversary/CBC
Sammy celebrates a milestone anniversary, sidekick William B walks off the show, and the janitors of SCTV go on strike.
Indecent Exposure
Guy Caballero is busted for writing a bad check to Fred Willard, forcing the arrival of SCTV Chairman Allan "Crazy Legs"
Melonvote
The elections in Melonville for various public offices are under way. Mentally unstable Mayor Tommy Shanks is up for re-
Jane Eyrehead
Features the segment "Angel Cortez: FBI Jockey." Bobby Bittman PSA for the Public Library. Gus the Security Guard makes
Towering Inferno
The SCTV office moves into the tallest, thinnest building in Melonville, which turns into a spoof of 'The Towering Infer
Christmas 1982
Guy Caballero and Johnny LaRue come to blows over a meager Christmas bonus, resulting in a busted, drunken Johnny desper
A Star Is Born
"The Days of the Week" returns for another six-episode run with a few new characters. The debut of "Half Wits" and "Arti
SCTV Classifieds/Vic Arpeggio
To encourage small business advertising, SCTV cuts its ad rates, resulting in a series of on-the-cheap ads for several m
Bobby Bittman's Retirement
After discovering that he's opening for Ben Vereen and not the other way around, Bobby Bittman retires from show busines
Sweeps Week
It's Sweeps Week and SCTV is promoting specials like "Jumping for Dollars", where large busted women jump up and down wh
South Sea Sinner
William B Williams returns to the Sammy Maudlin Show. The Shmenges host a beauty pageant. Jackie Rogers Jr. plugs his bi
Midnight Cowboy II
"Midnight Cowboy II", a takeoff of the original Midnight Cowboy movie. Also, "Whatever Happened to Baby Ed" as a spoof o
The Great White North Palace
Pre-Teen World Telethon
The People's Global Golden Choice Awards
3D Stake From the Heart
Pet Peeves / The Happy Wanderers
Chariots of Eggs
Battle of the PBS Stars
Rome, Italian Style
The Days of the Week / Street Beef
season finale
Sammy Maudlin 23rd Anniversary / CBC
Indecent Exposure
Melonvote
Jane Eyrehead
Towering Inferno
Christmas
season finale
A Star Is Born with Crystal Gayle
SCTV Classifieds / Vic Arpeggio
Bobby Bittman Retires
Sweeps Week
Sammy Maudlin: South Sea Sinner
3D Firing Line: Midnight Cowboy II
season finale
Episode 7
Episode 8
Episode 9
Episode 10
Episode 11
Episode 12
Episode 13
Episode 14
Episode 15
Episode 16
Episode 17
Episode 18
Maudlin O' the Night
Gimme Jackie / Australia
It's a Wonderful Film
The Date Debate / Scary Previews
You're On / Das Boobs
Stars In One: Bob Hope / Happy Hour
Stalag SCTV
Diary of a Female Person / Happy Hour
Just For Fun / Black Like Vic
Youth, Do They Give A Damn or What? / Happy Hour
Allenscam
Oliver Grimley
2009, Jupiter and Beyond
Half Wits / Save the World Parade
Jackie Rogers, Jr. for President / Happy Hour
Celebrity Fairie Tayles / Canadian Gaffes and Practical Amusements
You're On / Happy Hour
Pledge Week
series finale