No Place Like Home

No Place Like Home

1983 5 Seasons 43 Episodes ⭐ 6.0 Comedy

No Place Like Home is a BBC situation comedy written by Jon Watkins and stars William Gaunt and Patricia Garwood as Arthur and Beryl Crabtree, a middle-aged couple who plan for a quiet life once their children have left home. Sadly, it is not to be. No Place Like Home was broadcast for five series between 1983 and 1987, with an early appearance by Martin Clunes.

No Place Like Home is a BBC situation comedy written by Jon Watkins and stars William Gaunt and Patricia Garwood as Arthur and Beryl Crabtree, a middle-aged couple who plan for a quiet life once their children have left home. Sadly, it is not to be. No Place Like Home was broadcast for five series between 1983 and 1987, with an early appearance by Martin Clunes.

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Seasons & Episodes

EP 1

No Place Like Home

Arthur and Beryl look forward to a new and peaceful life as the last of their four children leaves home. But they don't

EP 2

One Enchanted Evening

Arthur's despair mounts as his oldest daughter Lorraine leaves her husband and returns home. He frantically attempts mar

EP 3

Home and Away

Neighbor Trevor also suffers from "noisy lodgers", but of a different breed: his wife Vera collects stray animals of all

EP 4

Just The Job

The kids decide that Beryl needs a change of lifestyle and plan an exciting new career for her. Arthur decides he has th

EP 5

Alternative Accommodation

Tracy has gone off with a new boyfriend, so Arthur decides to try to find new accommodations for Paul and Nigel as well.

EP 6

Goodbye Father

Arthur finally gets his wish as the last of his brood leaves home for good. Loraine and her husband are off to live with

EP 1

Grandfather Arthur

Arthur must face the fact of grandfatherhood as Louise, Paul's girlfriend, is expecting a baby. Next-door neighbor Vera

EP 2

Arthur Unfaithful

Arthur has been keeping very odd hours, and is seen in the company of an attractive woman on several occasions. Is it bu

EP 3

Arthur Redundant

Arthur becomes depressed when he learns that he may lose his job. But when his family starts to speculate on the size of

EP 4

The Curfew

Arthur is upset at the late-night activities of his offspring and, at Trevor's suggestion, attempts to impose a curfew.

EP 5

The Mating Season

Loraine leaves home, while her husband Raymond arrives...for good.

EP 6

An Empty Nest

Arthur decides the best solution is to sell the house and move into a small apartment with Beryl. Son-in-law Raymond add

EP 7

Beryl's Mother

Finally Arthur has an ally who is equally opposed to the loose morals of his family. It's Beryl's prim and proper mother

EP 8

Be It Ever So Humble...

Arthur's first grandchild is due at any moment. A last-minute wedding is in the cards, and Arthur hopes the family will

EP 9

Christmas Special

Arthur Crabtree balks at having to pay the seasonal bill for his impoverished children and their friends. But when Arthu

EP 1

Marriage Guidance

Daughter Lorraine and son-in-law Raymond are sent to a marriage counselor to talk over their troubles. Arthur decides to

EP 2

Arthur Acting

Tracy brings home an actress friend, Abigail, who inspires Arthur to take up acting as well—as an amateur, of cou

EP 3

Comings and Goings

The amount of traffic in and out of the Crabtree house puts enormous strain on Arthur and the only bathroom in the house

EP 4

The Summons

Neighbor Vera is issued a court summons over her collection of noisy animals, and decides to defend her own case.

EP 5

The Crabtree Code

Son Paul and live-in girlfriend Louise think they should get married, but their decision is not made any easier by all t

EP 6

Happy Families (Part One)

New characters arrive at the Crabtree household: Raymond's traffic warden friend, Elsie; Nigel's girlfriend's Polish aun

EP 7

Happy Families (Part Two)

Aunt Eva does not seem to be keeping up the housework she has agreed to do in exchange for the Crabtrees' hospitality, w

EP 8

Dear Miss Davenport

Suspicions and misunderstandings abound when Arthur gets an attractive new secretary, Miss Celia Davenport, at the offic

EP 9

Great Uncle Herbert

The Crabtrees see the name of their great uncle Herbert in a newspaper announcement seeking beneficiaries for some money

EP 10

Trevor's Last Stand

Beryl is away, and Arthur becomes ill, and is nursed by Vera. Meanwhile, Vera's husband Trevor goes away on business and

EP 11

The Video

The Crabtrees think they have achieved star status when they are chosen for the subject of a video project on family lif

EP 12

Arthur's Move

Arthur decides that buying another small house will provide peace and quiet for Beryl and him. Then he decides that lett

EP 13

Silver Wedding

Arthur and Beryl each arrange a surprise for the other to celebrate their silver wedding anniversary, while the children

EP 1

You'll Never Walk Alone

Eldest daughter Lorraine is having a trial separation from husband Raymond, who is trying to find alternative accommodat

EP 2

Mixed Doubles

Arthur returns home from work to find that Beryl has decided to cook Trevor a wonderful steak meal, and give him the onl

EP 3

Sons and Lovers

Arthur and Beryl are concerned about Trevor's loneliness in Vera's absence. They give a dinner-party for him and invite

EP 4

The Family Reunion

Beryl is desperately missing her noisy brood, who have all left home. So Arthur decides to cheer her up by inviting them

EP 5

Raymond's Rotten Luck

Arthur and Beryl try to keep the peace as daughter Lorraine and son-in-Iaw Raymond find new friends, romance and jealous

EP 6

The Great Escape

Arthur and Beryl's plans to go away for a well-earned break are thwarted by unexpected family crises. An ailing Nigel re

EP 7

Beryl Branches Out

Beryl decides she wants to go out to work, and persuades Arthur to let her apply for a job in his office. But complicati

EP 1

Take Your Partners

Arthur and Beryl find themselves involved in their neighbors' marriage problems and Lorraine's new advances.

EP 2

Fortifying the Over-Forties

Arthur challenges Beryl's handsome new squash instructor and learns a painful lesson.

EP 3

The Dinner Party

Arthur's managing director's visit gets mixed up in Trevor's surprise birthday party, with almost disastrous results.

EP 4

Arthur's Home Help

Arthur's expectations of a quiet Sunday are shattered by the local marathon.

EP 5

A Marathon Sunday

Arthur's and Trevor's fishing trip is ruined by a clairvoyant's prediction of an accident involving water.

EP 6

Accidental Fishing

Arthur is confused by his children's latest romantic attachments.

EP 7

The Attachment

Arthur tries to keep the peace between Lorraine and Raymond as new-found friends, romance and jealousies arise.

EP 8

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