Seasons & Episodes
Pilot
Malcolm practices for his sports commentator audition at the local radio station, earnestly recording play-by-play onto
Eddie By Moonlight
When Eddie's beloved tow truck Broncula breaks down, he must raise money to repair ""her,"" so he secures a wild array o
On The Radio
Aspiring sportscaster Malcom finally gets a chance to be on the air at the radio station but instead of calling the play
Partnership Of Fools
Eddie annoys Malcolm when he deviates from their established system of picking their joint weekly lottery ticket numbers
Someday My TAFKAP Will Come
Malcolm prepares for the grand reopening of Kelly's sports bar and Eddie arranges to bring in the live entertainment for
Little Sister
When a beautiful woman arrives at the bar Malcolm is quick to ask her for a date but unbeknownst to him, she's Eddie's y
Big Brother Is Watching
Eddie becomes a member of the Little Buddies Association just to get a date with one of its attractive female volunteers
The Boy Who Cried Werewolf
As Malcolm prepares for Halloween, fearful Eddie tells a story of a devastating family curse.
Dead Guy
A man trying to bring a fake lawsuit against the bar, inadvertently dies, just as the guys get a visit from the city's t
Do The K.C. Hustle
Eddie's uncle (Richard Pryor) teaches Malcolm to win at pool.
It's The Bomb
Malcolm's plan for rededicating his bar from its old name Kelly's, to its new name McGee's, goes amiss when the signs ar
Sh-Boing-Boing
Malcolm tries to settle his grandparents' quarrel after Malcolm's grandfather gets kicked out of the house and moves in
Club Story
While Malcolm is away with Lydia, Malcolm leaves Eddie in charge of running the bar for a day. Eddie gets the idea that
Lockdown
The guys land in jail when they try to scalp Jodeci concert tickets.
Hai Karate
Eddie takes karate lessons from a kung fu master to prepare for a duel.
Jugglin'
Holly passes Malcolm off as her boyfriend when her parents come for a visit. But all goes awry when Malcolm is caught i
Everynight Fever
The club puts on a 70's promotion and everybody dresses up in 70's attire, and grooves to the funk. Eddie gets into the
The Commercial
When the guys decide to film a TV commerical for the bar, to attract new customers, they are inadvertently a big success
Whole Lotta Love Seat
Eddie and Malcolm try to return an expensive leather sofa Eddie bought with rent money, even after he accidentally paint
Swappin'
Tim is forlorn over his breakup with Danielle. He writes her a love letter to express his deepest feelings for her, but
Retreat And Surrender
An unlikely romance blossoms between the guys and their girls, during an employee camping retreat in the woods. After b
Jingle Fever
A rival towing company owner, runs Eddie out of business, and gets him to work for him. But Eddie decides to turn-the-t
Been There, Done That
Eddie's luck seems to take a turn for the worse, each time Malcolm's luck takes a turn for the better, leaving Eddie bat
Roofless People
Malcolm's banker convinces him to hire his arsonist daughter as a waitress in order to have his loan for a new roof appr
Casino Evil
When their customers opt to go to a competing bar down the block, Malcolm decides to turn McGee's into a gambling establ
Sibling Rivalry
Malcolm, his gay sister, and Eddie compete for the attentions of a new waitress.
A Police Officer and a Gentleman
Nicolette wants to make her relationship with Eddie a public one, while Eddie continues to want them to meet in secret.
The Courtship of Eddie's Mother
The guys may become family when Eddie's mother starts dating Malcolm's father.
Trading Spaces
After Malcolm and Eddie each make suggestions to the other about ways to improve each other's business, they decide to m
Like Water for Chocolate Cookies
Simone tries to win Malcolm's heart through his stomach with some special chocolate cookies, but once Malcolm tastes the
Dream Racer
Malcolm inadvertently places a large bet on Eddie when he competes in a NASCAR race. Nicollette fears a dream she had a
Hoop Schemes
Eddie subs as coach of a peewee basketball team in order to show up a rival, and Malcolm worries that his trash-talk tac
Two Men and the Baby
The guys discover that baby-sitting Eddie's infant cousin draws women, but then they panic when they realize that the ba
The Way We Weren't
Friends guide feuding Malcolm and Eddie down memory lane.
It Almost Happend One Night
Malcolm acts as chef Simone's husband to fool her high-school nemesis.
Whose Room is It Anyway?
Malcolm dreams about a distant future where he and Eddie are still roommates.
Tough Love
Malcolm uses tough love on his sister who gets fired and dumped in the same week.
A Decent Proposal
Nicolette enlists Malcolm and Eddie to help her shy beau find the words to propose. So the guys devise a plan to help S
Bachelor Daze
It comes as a shock to Malcolm and Eddie when they learn that their old pal, Nelson Carter, is getting married. After al
Mixed Nuts
Malcolm, his sister Maura, Eddie and his mother Sheila are preparing a surprise party for Malcolm's father Marcus. Maura
The Slender Arm of the Law
Everybody thinks Eddie's pal Rusty is crazy. During his career as a NASCAR driver, Rusty had one too many racing acciden
A Few So-So Men
Malcolm's dream to renovate McGee's into 1930s jazz club is in full swing when he discovers that the contractor he hired
A Delicate Procedure
Needing Tim's help in getting a tattoo removed, Malcolm agrees to date Tim's feisty sister & really turns on the charm t
Car Trouble
Malcolm's car bites the dust, so Eddie talks Malcolm into buying a car from a police auction. Much to their surprise, th
Kansas City Split
Malcolm's life changes after meeting a spiritual counselor, falls in love with her, and decides to sell his bar. His we
My New Friend's Wedding
In a flash-back, after being jilted by Mira, Malcolm & Eddie meet each other for the first time at Eddie's wedding. Mal
Back in Business
After discovering that Eddie spent all his money on electronic gadgets and has no money left to reinvest in their new bu
Silenced Partner
Business partners Malcolm and Eddie open a jazz club with Malcolm's money. And after Malcolm throws it up in Eddie's fac
Twisted Sisters
The guys pull elaborate Halloween pranks on each other at the club's annual Halloween costume party. But then things re
Dream Girl
Malcolm and Eddie each meet the girl of their dreams. Malcolm's girl is sweet & demure and likes to cook for him. Eddi
Menace II Theology
Non-church-goers Malcolm and Eddie accidentally volunteer to teach Sunday school while visiting at Nicolette's church an
Love Thy Neighbor
Malcolm & Eddie's business is booming at the club, so they decide to expand the club to increase business even further.
Teed Off
A wealthy tycoon challenges Eddie to a high-stakes game of golf.
Requiem for a Lightweight
Malcolm suggests Eddie settle his differences with an ex-con in the boxing ring.
Bowl-a-Drama
Malcolm's estranged brother comes to town, igniting old tensions, but reviving old family ties. Meanwhile, Nicolette ta
That's What Friends are For
Nicolette walks out on Malcolm and the bar, when an unruly customer gives her a hard time and Malcolm doesnt stand up fo
Father of the Bribe
The father of Malcolm's new girlfriend offers him a bribe to stop seeing his daughter, Ashley. Hawkins has seen Malcolm
Paint Misbehavin'
Nicolette stays with Malcolm & Eddie while her place is being painted and her quirks & habits drive the guys crazy.
Insemination Without Representation
Its Nicolette's 30th birthday, and the gang decides to have a surprise birthday celebration for her. But the thought of
The Mad Hatter
Eddie seeks justice on a televised court show ""Citizen's Court"" after Malcolm allows his hats to be stolen from his ca
Devil's Advocate
Malcolm and Eddie receive tickets and all expense paid trip to New York to appear on a panel for a sports fanatic show,
Badfellas
The Fifty/Fifty Club is ransacked after the guys refuse to pay protection money.
The Fool Monty
Nicolette prompts the guys to offer a ladies night, including male strippers.
Daddio
A contractor (Coolio) consults Malcolm and Eddie about building a club in Chicago.
As You Strike It
The staff of the Fifty-Fifty club goes on strike and Malcolm and Eddie refuse to budge on their labor negotiations. But
The Sweet Hell of Success
As the profits from the 50/50 club begin to grow larger and larger, Malcolm and Eddie clash over whose money-making stra
B.S. I Love You
A gorgeous bandleader (Cindy Herron) breaks up Malcolm and Ashley.
Hanging by a Dred
Ashley catches Malcolm kissing Olivia. After their breakup, Malcolm goes into a funk and Eddie goes to extraordinary le
Ship Outta Luck
The duo agrees to listen to a realty sales pitch in order to get a free seven-day cruise.
Hot Pants
Dexter returns and asks Eddie for another loan—it seems he's been evicted from his apartment yet again. Heeding M
Clubbed
The guys deal with a new rival for their business, a beautiful buxom woman who opens a dance club down the street from t
Worst Impressions
Deciding they need a company car, Malcolm buys a lemon, which Eddie quickly replaces with a fully-loaded, high-priced SU
The Tapawingo Witch Project
Hoping to duplicate the incredible success of the movie ""The Blair Witch Project,"" Malcolm recruits Nicolette, Leonard
Won't Power
Nicolette's desire for a meaningful relationship inspires her to try celibacy, and inspires the others to a challenge to
The Wrongest Yard
Malcolm and Eddie are thrilled when the Kansas City Chief's star running back visits the Fifty/Fifty Club and gives them
Fairly Decent Proposal
While vacationing in Las Vegas with Malcolm and his new girlfriend, Eddie can't resist the lure of the crap table. But w
A Fowl and Stormy Night
Malcolm, Eddie, Nicolette, Leonard and Doug head to North Carolina to spend the holiday with Malcolm's Uncle Buddy. But
Sneaky, Thieving, Double-Crossing Dates from Hell
After Leonard's date publicly humiliates him at the Fifty/Fifty Club, Malcolm and Nicolette try to cheer him up by shari
Your Number's Up
Eddie agrees to buy Malcolm's lottery ticket and has to face the consequences—again and again and again—wh
Designing Woman
With Malcolm sound asleep, robbers break into the apartment and steal all the furniture and strip the house of all its c
Bullets Over Kansas City
Eager to make her club Kansas City's most popular night spot, Malcolm and Eddie's chief rival, Mia, makes Eddie an incre
The Best Men
When Eddie's cousin Dexter decides to get married, he asks Eddie to be his best man and Malcolm to be his ""man of honor
Swooped
When Hawkins dies suddenly of a heart attack, his daughter Ashley is surprised to learn that she can only inherit his 10
Radio Daze
Malcolm and Eddie try to outdo the rave review for Mia's nightclub by convincing her DJ boyfriend to do a live broadcast
Buddy's Ashes
When Malcolm's Uncle Buddy dies, Malcolm is entrusted with his ashes to scatter in the Missouri River. But when Eddie mi
Moving Violations
Things are going so well for Malcolm and Eddie with their new girlfriends that Malcolm invites Helena to move in with hi
Double Play
For Malcolm's thirtieth birthday, Eddie surprises him with a chance to watch an upcoming baseball game from the sportsca
Mid-Wife Crisis
A newly-confident Dexter visits the guys with his pregnant wife in tow, only for her to go into labor just as a long str
Three of Club
After finding out that the success of the Fifty/Fifty Club has driven its competing club, Club Misdemeanor, out of busin
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