Bizarre ER

Series 2, Episode 1

A man whose nostrils are packed to bursting point with bandages and has to have the stuffing extracted, a housewife who

Series 2, Episode 2

A teenager who has literally shot himself in the foot; a walker bitten by an adder, Britain's only venomous snake; a wom

Series 2, Episode 3

A man with bizarre ballooning lips; a frustrated farmer with an obliterated knee, courtesy of a runaway sheep; and a mec

Series 2, Episode 4

A man bitten by his landlord; a toddler attacked by a deckchair; a butcher who's made mincemeat of his own thumb. Plus t

Series 2, Episode 5

A teenager who has superglued her fingers together applying false nails, a granny who mangled her ankle after moshing in

Series 2, Episode 6

Includes a supermarket worker who has sliced off his fingertip and brought it to casualty in a carrier bag; a toddler wh

Series 2, Episode 7

Features a women's rugby rout that lands a scrumful of players in casualty; a health and safety instructor with a hole i

Series 2, Episode 8

Features an agricultural lecturer who was poked in the eye by a knife covered in cow dung; a taxi driver left with a bro

Season 2, Episode 9

Features a butcher impaled on a meat hook, a woman who has broken her hip while killing a wasp and a gardener undergoing

Episode 10

Features a pig handler landed in casualty after being charged by a sow; a trumpeter who takes off the top of his finger

Episode 1

Featuring a man who accidentally barbecued his own buttocks; a builder impaled through the thigh on a metre-long metal p

Episode 2

Featuring a driver run over by the breakdown man sent to repair his car; a schoolgirl injured playing Wii tennis; and a

Series 3, Episode 3

Featuring a teenager who stepped on a red-hot four-inch nail; a woman injured after punching her partner in her sleep; a

Series 3, Episode 4

Featuring a rugby player with a finger bent 90 degrees the wrong way; a group of students scorched by an exploding bonfi

Series 3, Episode 5

Featuring a clubber crushed by a nightclub speaker; a teenager with a bulbous boil caused by a rubbing bra strap; and a

Series 3, Episode 6

Featuring a schoolboy smacked in the eye by a toilet doorknob, a student with a needle embedded in her leg and a man who

Series 3, Episode 7

A man's karate chop ends with his thumb bone poking out through the skin; a teenager preparing for a date passes out; an

Series 3, Episode 8

Includes a woman wounded trying to kill a flea with a pair of pliers; a panto dame with an enormous elbow swelling; and

Series 3, Episode 9

Includes a schoolgirl with a sewing machine needle embedded in her finger, a go-karter left with a hole in his leg after

Series 3, Episode 10

Includes a pheasant hunter who survives being shot in the head; a schoolboy with a broken elbow after a trampoline dare

Episode 11

Includes a cook left with bulbous blisters after spilling roast potato fat all over her arms; a schoolboy who has ripped

Episode 12

A schoolboy cuts his head open after falling on a flower pot; a decorator lacerates his leg after trapping it in a stepl

Episode One

We meet a man who superglued a tiny top hat to his head; a patient who has been suffering with a nosebleed for a week; a

Episode Two

Featuring the American couple who nearly died from bubonic plague on a holiday to New York; a student who was struck dum

Episode Three

Featuring a woman who was injured when her boyfriend dropped a turnip on her foot; a retail assistant whose eyelid was r

Episode Four

Featuring a woman who had a life-threatening allergic reaction to a Halloween mask; a carpenter who arrived with two of

Episode Five

Featuring a toddler with his favourite bath toy stuck on the end of his finger; a carpenter who nearly severed his own h

Episode Six

Featuring a schoolboy who needed stitches after a bizarre joyride in an old lady's shopping trolley; a woodsman who ripp

Episode Seven

Featuring a girl who split her head open after some ballroom dancing on a bouncy castle, a Bradford rag and bone man who

Episode Eight

Featuring a man who stabbed himself in the leg after using a carving knife as a mic during an impromptu karaoke performa

Episode Nine

Featuring a man who needed urgent treatment to save his sight after cement dust exploded in his face; a tree surgeon who

Episode Ten

Featuring a family who cut their Bonfire Night celebrations short when their youngest son ate a sparkler; a Bradford gra

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Episode One

A cyclist is injured by his own bicycle, a soldier takes a spill off a bouncy castle, and a man has a run-in with a lawn

Episode Two

Featuring a man who changed the blade of his angle grinder with the motor running, and a lady harbouring a creature in h

Episode Three

A lady hooks a keyring through her finger, and an aspiring sailor loses a chunk from one of her appendages. Plus, re-liv

Episode Four

A young couple's first date ends with a rescue from the coast guard, and a DIY dad nearly loses his foot. Plus, re-livin

Episode Five

Featuring a young lady who pays the price for a discount piercing, and an intimate shaving accident involving a blunt bl

Episode Six

An injured rope maker gets tied up in knots and a squeamish patient has a piercing that's gone wrong. Plus the man who s

Episode Seven

A man is hurt helping his wife give CPR to a goldfish, a groom's injury may mean he can't tie the knot, and a kite surfe

Episode Eight

A carpenter nails his hand to a plank of wood, a woman crushes her thumb in her boyfriend's car door, and a fisherman is

Episode Nine

A patient has slashed his scalp on a toilet roll holder, a young lad overdoses on holiday sun, and a man has an incredib

Episode Ten

A man falls off a ladder and lands on his dad, a woman can't walk after slipping on a crisp packet and there's the unbel