Seasons & Episodes
September of '53
Potter, Klinger and Father Mulcahy find that adjusting to civilian life isn't easy. Potter, not wanting to mark time in
Together Again
After ear surgery, Father Mulcahy goes on R-and-R at General Pershing, where Klinger is battling Alma to find a room for
Klinger vs. Klinger
Soon-Lee wants to bring her family to America; a semiconscious patient is brought in without proper papers.
Snap, Crackle, Plop
Klinger has a day to prepare for a civil-service exam.
Staph Inspection
A flasher and a staph carrier are on the loose just two days before and inspection by VA top brass.
Night Shift
Myraid crises call Potter, Klinger, and Mulcahy to night duty at the hospital.
Shall We Dance
In a campaign against depravity, Alma bans From Here to Eternity and objects to a dance for the patients.
Little Broadcast of '53
Klinger plays disc jockey on the PA system; a new nurse is being hazed; and Father Mulcahy has to contend with one patie
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
Visitors' day attracts a group that includes a car-selling faith healer, a man dying too be admitted as a patient and an
Thanksgiving of '53
The Potters plan their first family Thanksgiving in a dozen years -- but the guest list keeps on growing.
Fallout
Potter and Pfeiffer are thinking of leaving, but the discovery that a patient's leukemia may be linked to A-Bomb tests g
Bladder Day Saints
Pfeiffer gets the needle from an obnoxious paitent with a face that Pfeiffer says ""only a proctologist could love"".
All About Christmas Eve
Santa sprinkles surprises among his gifts to the staff and patients at the hospital.
Chief of Staff
Potter seems to be having more than his usual load of problems at the hospital.
C.Y.A.
Mulcahy gets entangled in red tape trying to get the VA to pay for his ear operation. A woman claims the hospital lost h
Yours Truly, Max Klinger
Klinger cites examples of how ""things are always jumping"" in a letter to Radar.
It Had To Be You
About to be married, Radar turns up at the Potters', panicky and determined to call the whole thing off.
Odds and Ends
Klinger gambles to provide for his unborn child. Scannell goes under the knife to remove migrating shrapnel.
Another Saturday Night
With Mildred out, Potter plans a quiet dinner, but the evening is interrupted by a stream of friends.
Fever Pitch
Boyer is steamed because he can't get a cooling blanket for a feverish patient.
By The Book
Klinger and Bob Scannell prospect for uranium; Potter searches for an antibiotic that hasn't been approved by the VA.
Up and Down Payments
When Klinger goes house hunting, he winds up getting trapped by an agent.
Less Miserables
Klinger is in jail for socking a shady real estate salesman. Soon-Lee is in labor. A stranger is poking around at the ho
Calling Doctor Habibi
A new administrator arrives to take stock of the hospital. Klinger poses as doctor to avoid the police.
Strangers and Other Lovers
Potter is horrified to find himself stuck with Alma as his new secretary. The fugitive Klinger can't find a place to spe
Trials
The prosecution recount Klinger's wartime high jinks. Wally forces Boyer to perform an operation he feels he cannot do.
Madness to His Method
Potter writes to his old M*A*S*H colleague Sidney Freedman for advice after Klinger is sentenced to the mental ward.
The Recovery Room
Klinger tries to pick-up some extra money by filing for disability. Colonel Potter and Mildred have a tiff, and the Colo
Ward Is Hell
Klinger runs a lottery. The acerbic Dr. Boyer becomes a patient.
Saturday's Heroes
Wally bans passes just as Klinger is preparing to spend a weekend with his family.
Wet Feet